Nest Cam Outdoor – My experiences

So a couple of months ago some bastard keyed my car. My initial knee jerk reaction was to buy a CCTV camera to watch over it in case it happened again, so I knew who’s knees to break. So the search began, but I wanted something fast.

I looked at a couple of offerings but I wanted something easy and quick to install, and preferably without too many cables to run around the house. I settled in the Nest Cam Outdoor, after owning their thermostat for a year and being very pleased with its performance and functionality.

When the camera arrived it was very well packaged with the usual plethora of mounting hardware. The kit comes with long enough cables for most installations and all the required fixing hardware, including cable clips, which was nice.

The mounting system for the camera uses strong magnets to hold it in place. While this is a novel idea, in practice a well-aimed football will knock the camera off the wall and render it useless. Points lost there unfortunately.

The cable attached to the nest has a ruggedized USB connector on it that’s approximately 18mm diameter. All well and good until you need to run it through a wall. I know this camera is meant for American homes which I presume mostly have outdoor power outlets, but that’s an uncommon facility in the UK. Drilling an 18mm+ hole in a double skinned brick wall is no simple task. More points lost there.

Once installed the camera is easy to set up using the Nest iOS or Android apps. Scan the bar code on the app and away you go. Don’t forget you’ll need a constant internet connection for the camera to work though.

The video quality of the camera even in daylight is shit considering it is allegedly 1080p. While the camera sensor probably is 1080p, the camera compressed the nuts off the video to upload it to Google’s cloud platform, losing most of the quality. I honestly can’t even read the number plate of my car from the video, and the car is parked maybe 15 feet from the camera, if that. Image quality is even worse at night.

Remember Google’s server I just mentioned? They only allow the camera to store 3 hours of footage, unless you buy a Nest Aware subscription to store up to 10 days, or 30 days, whichever tickles your fancy. This isn’t particularly well communicated by Nest either, to the point that when my “Free Trial” expired, I didn’t even get a notification to say “Hey, your camera has just deleted all video over three hours old! Best break the credit card out!” Thinking about this logically, if somebody broke into my car between 1am and 3am, I wouldn’t have any footage of it at all. What’s the point?

In conclusion, don’t buy this camera. It’s effectively a glorified, very expensive, video doorbell without a subscription, which wouldn’t be as bad if the cost of the camera wasn’t so fucking much to start with. Even then, you can’t make out facial features unless the camera is installed at a level where the magnets make it easy to sabotage. Again, what’s the point?

Honestly. Don’t waste your money. This device has the potential to be awesome, but is used as a cash cow by Nest instead.

The S**t Software Vendors Say

Software vendors can be really knowledgable, helpful and a pleasure to work with. As with any professional community though, there are those who let the collective down with a lack of knowledge, communication skills or common sense. Here are some of the classic queries I have had from vendors and consultants over the years, and the best way to deal with them.

“Our application requires sysadmin privilege on the database server to work properly”

I’ve brought up this point first because it is by far the most common I have come across over the years. The answer is simple, NO application should require sysadmin. Even the most poorly coded application should only need dbowner privilege on its own database at a very push, and even then it’s not ideal from a security perspective.

If you receive this query, I implore you to refuse the request and ask them to provide the actual required privileges. Ask them to escalate it to their developers if need be. You’d be surprised how few permissions the application usually needs to function.

Requiring sysadmin is one of those things that should raise a red flag instantly. I’d seriously question the competence of the vendor if they continue to insist this point. Even if the database server instance is dedicated to the application, secure it. It’s the smaller database installations that tend to get breached first, and their application probably stores your users’ passwords in there. Probably the same password they use to log on to every system in your network.

“Our application HAS to use that database password” or “We can only use the SA account on the database server”

Don’t let vendors dictate the password or user account used to access your database server. Using a generic password for all installations, or requiring the SA password on your SQL box just isn’t cricket. It just shows complete incompetence of the vendor and / or the developers.

Enforce your password policy on them just like any other service account. There is no excuse they can give for not being able to accommodate it except shear laziness.

Even if the database server instance runs locally on the application server, enforce password policy. The vast majority of breaches involve a leaked password, and the vast majority of those are default passwords.

“We support virtualisation. Just plug this license dongle into one of your hosts”

Just no. If software needs a license dongle, it doesn’t support virtualisation. Granted, the application will run, but the major selling point of virtualisation is high availability, which fails the second the host with the dongle plugged in goes down for any reason.

Unfortunately there isn’t much that can be done about his problem. Just make sure you communicate to your company that all that metal they bought to support HA, can’t protect the seriously outdated software that still relies on an archaic licensing technology.

“We need XX amount of RAM for the application, even though its virtualised”

In rare occasions this statement is true. The vast majority of the time though most applications don’t need 48GB of RAM assigned to the virtual server that runs a simple service.

As a general rule of thumb, a VM actually uses a fraction of the memory allocated, filling the rest with cached data that it never accesses. Check your VM performance charts for memory and you’ll see the active memory usage.

I generally kick back on the consultant / vendor to produce some sizing reports based on our companies projected usage. If in doubt, or they won’t supply the information, I allocate the memory as requested, but gradually reduce the amount allocated during maintenance windows to find the “happy medium” between performance and wasted memory allocation.

“We only support remote support via [insert free remote access services here].”

Just say no. I’ve lost count of how many times a consultant or vendor has tried to install some agent based remote access technology like Logmein or TeamViewer on a server. Don’t allow it. The last thing you want is an agent based remote access service tied to your vendors remote access service running inside your network.

Imagine if the vendor decided to fire one of their helpdesk engineer, who has the username and password to their logmein account? It’s not worth thinking about.

The best way to deal with this is to provide your own method of remote access to your server, with an account you control. Then write a policy that you make vendors sign before allowing access. It might seem like more work for you, but it’s a much more secure arrangement than most of the options provided by the vendor.

This solution doesn’t have to be complicated or expensive. You could use Microsoft’s Remote Desktop Gateway for example, which is a role of windows Server so doesn’t cost anything to use (providing you have enough server licenses of course).

“We don’t support HTTPS”

Sack them off immediately. Any software that doesn’t support he most basic security protocols like HTTPS, doesn’t belong in enterprise IT.

What they usually mean is they don’t know how to enable HTTPS in IIS, Apache or Nginx. Do you want to use an application developed by a company who don’t know the technology their application runs on? Nope.

“We can’t resolve your email server at address ( ) Can’t you take a look?”

This isn’t a common one to be fair. I only recently came across it. For starters it’s an IP address and doesn’t need to be resolved. Secondly you have a space in it, which probably means your application is treating it as a string and trying to resolve it in DNS, thus causing your problem.

This point nudges back at that common sense (or lack of) I mentioned earlier. It amazes me when we pay tens of thousands for consultants, and they struggle with even the simplest of everyday administrative tasks.


I know this post is a bit of a rant. It was meant to be to be fair. I also know I paint a bad picture of software vendors and consultants, so I should probably point out that not all vendors, consultants or helpdesk engineers are cut from the same mould. Some of the vendors I have dealt with have been excellent and great to work with. Unfortunately it’s the bad ones that burn experiences into your memory, and not the ones you can just rely on to do a good job.

One thing I have taken away from my experiences is not to allow vendors or consultants to do what they want, and don’t let them back you into a corner when it comes to best practise or security. At the end of the day, it’s your desk your boss will be standing over when shit hits the fan.

Unfortunately we will never eradicate bad vendors or consultants, because they are the ones that don’t mind bullshitting your executives and project managers to win the work. Thats just the way enterprise software goes, so embrace it, and enjoy making them look like idiots when they CC the world into an email conversation, trying to blame their poor performance on you, your department or your infrastructure.

Tip For Working From Home

Some people have the fortune of being able to work from home as part of their employment. Working from home, or telecommuting, can be extremely productive for a lot of people. It can also be counter productive if you’re not experienced at telecommuting. As a regular home worker, I have learned a lot of ways to make the valuable, non-interrupted time as productive as possible.


It’s important to keep your usual morning routine (apart from the travelling to the office part, obviously) to help switch your brain to work mode. Lounging around in your dressing gown with your laptop is something you can do on a Sunday morning, and you’ll struggle to associate the time with work.

My normal morning routine looks something like this:

  • 6:00 – Alarm goes off.
  • 6:05 – Have a cuppa and breakfast with the wife and kids.
  • 6:30 – Shepherd the kids into their uniforms for school.
  • 7:00 – Get a shower and get dressed for work.
  • 7:20 – Shepherd the kids into coats and shoes ready to leave.
  • 7:30 – Leave to drop the kids off at various locations.
  • 7:50 – Leave the hometown en route to work.
  • 8:20 – Arrive at work.

My “working from home” routine is pretty much the sames:

  • 6:00 – Alarm goes off.
  • 6:05 – Have a cuppa and breakfast with the wife and kids.
  • 6:30 – Shepherd the kids into their uniforms for school.
  • 7:00 – Get a shower and get dressed for work.
  • 7:20 – Shepherd the kids into coats and shoes ready to leave.
  • 7:30 – Leave to drop the kids off at various locations.
  • 7:55 – Arrive back home ready for a day of work.

Since I usually wear a work branded polo shirt and jeans for work, I usually just wear them when working from home. Your mileage may vary if you have to wear a suite though.


It’s important to have somewhere to work from while telecommuting. Sitting on your sofa with your laptop might seem like a great idea, but take it from me, you will soon get too comfortable and start slouching. Then you start to become distracted and turn the TV on. This is fine if you can work like that, but I bet your productivity is affected.

The best scenario is having a desk and a comfortable office chair to sit in, preferably in a different room to the hustle and bustle of your house, if there are other family members home. If you don’t have a desk, the dining table is a good alternative, providing enough space to spread your work out a little and key coffee cup support within arms reach.


The vast majority of work is performed on laptops these days. Unless you are simply writing a proposal and you don’t need internet connectivity, then you need to think about connectivity.

In some cases, a straight WiFi connection will suffice for access to emails and the internet, but you might need to consider access to internal business systems. Since each company is different, contact you ICT department to find out what options are available to connect to the resources you require for your job.

The company I work for offer a device called a Teleworkers Gateway. This device plugs into my own router and gives me the options of either a “work” WiFi connection, or a cabled Ethernet connection. They also offer a software VPN solution but the Teleworkers Gateway is the simpler and more convenient option.


The beauty of working from home is having unlimited coffee without feeling obliged to make one for everybody else in your office each time. Just make sure you stop for lunch at your normal time.

Another benefit of working from home is your bed. Seriously. Feeling a bit burnt out by lunchtime? Have a 45 minute nap. You’ll be nice and refreshed and more productive in the afternoon.


Like all good things, telecommuting should be used in moderation if it isn’t your primary working arrangement. Working from home is great when you need to focus on a particular task without the interruptions of the office. Do it too much though, and people get used to you not being in the office and start calling, emailing and instant messaging you more, thus increasing the interruptions you were trying to avoid.